Yo Dawg...

So yeah, the world didn't end.....SURPRISE! In fact not only did the world not end, but it was an exceptionally awesome day for most people in my semi-circle of friends, and, myself.

So yo dawg I heard you like reading so I put some words in this blog so you can read while you surf, say true? I do.

Topic: Victoria's Secret.

Dear Victoria's Secret,

Please stop selling bras that advertise "adds two cup sizes". Where I come from that is lying and I am also pretty sure that false advertising has repercussions in America. You know how mad I was when I put in all this time and effort building a new relationship only to finally get her undressed and find out she had A CUPS!!! Needless to say, I was bitter and angry and I felt like I had been lied to. I blame YOU Victoria's Secret for my undue feeling of being conned by what appeared to be beautiful C cup breasts, but were actually, itty bittys. And there is nothing wrong with itty bittys, we were all made how we are and should love and appreciate ourselves, but I don't like being deceived, and that is what you did to me Victoria's Secret.