They Always Leave Disappointed

People always say there are things a guy or girl doesn't want to hear after sex. Add this to your list.

"Practice makes perfect"

First Dates

Ahhhhh.....first dates. Chivalry is alive and well, if it's forced. If a guy asks a girl out, should he pay? Yes. if a girl asks a guy out, should she pay? No. Double standards? Yup. Equal rights are important for a many number of reasons, but just because a woman wants to earn the equivalent that men do across the board, it does not mean ladies should start picking up tabs and footing all the bills. Now granted as a relationship becomes more involved shared costs should become more acceptable and a recurring theme of the relationship, but, a woman should not be the only person reaching for her wallet regularly. There are exceptions to the rules as there always are. Exception number one, strippers should always pick up the tabs in a relationship, male or female. If you are an average man or woman the odds of you bringing home a couple thousand from work on a Saturday night are slim. Strippers, you pay until you actually commit to putting some of that cash towards tuition.

TLC has it all right. It would be best to remember their words, No Scrubs.

lastly, if you are ever in the Stockton/Lodi area there is a boooooommmmbbbbb biigggiiitttyyy chinese food place called Dave Wongs and it is excellent for a date, you can get a secluded little booth and can pull the curtains close together, delicious food. makes Fats look weak. Get sooommmeee.

Bad Economy? Gas Prices? Hah.

If you think the economy is bad go to a strip club, look around. That's a freakin business model.

Yo Dawg...

So yeah, the world didn't end.....SURPRISE! In fact not only did the world not end, but it was an exceptionally awesome day for most people in my semi-circle of friends, and, myself.

So yo dawg I heard you like reading so I put some words in this blog so you can read while you surf, say true? I do.

Topic: Victoria's Secret.

Dear Victoria's Secret,

Please stop selling bras that advertise "adds two cup sizes". Where I come from that is lying and I am also pretty sure that false advertising has repercussions in America. You know how mad I was when I put in all this time and effort building a new relationship only to finally get her undressed and find out she had A CUPS!!! Needless to say, I was bitter and angry and I felt like I had been lied to. I blame YOU Victoria's Secret for my undue feeling of being conned by what appeared to be beautiful C cup breasts, but were actually, itty bittys. And there is nothing wrong with itty bittys, we were all made how we are and should love and appreciate ourselves, but I don't like being deceived, and that is what you did to me Victoria's Secret.

Buying a Car

So you have $8,000 to spend on a new car. The car you want is listed as $8,600. Why? Why is the car listed for $8,600 when the guy knnnoooowwsss he will take $600 less? Wouldn't life be so much simpler if you, the potential buyer, and him, Joe Seller, could just be up front about how much you have to spend and how much he is willing to sell it for? But that would make too much sense, so here in America we like to squeeze as much money as possible out of fellow Americans when selling foreign cars between one another so we can go ahead and buy more imports. Which by the way in case you didn't know, according to George Bush Jr., "most of our imports come from other countries". Holy shit, what a concept.